(this is, of course, me being silly, not to be confused with ridiculous)

Dastardly Googeloompas have taken the local Dairy Queen.
Googeloompas in the malls,
Googeloompas have everywhere been seen,
Googeloompas in the halls,
Googeloompas hear everything I do,
Googeloompas like rats in the walls.

I can't even hide my identity
I can't even hide my blog
I can't even hide my home
I can't even hide my fog.

Googeloompas find me sleeping
Googeloompas find my wake,
Googeloompas keep me weeping
Their mAdWords in on the take.